"I know what you are" Bella breathed out breathlessly.
"Say it"Edward demanded."Out loud"
The camer circles around them quickly making the cameraman slightly queasy.
Bella takes a small breath.
"Pedophile" she whispers
Edward grabs the tops of her arms and spins her to face him.
"Now.Ask me the most important question.What do I like."
Bella shivered and cowered slightly.
"Little girls...and occasionally boys."
Edward nods and pulls her behind him as he starts toward the mountain.
"where are we going?!"Bela asks confusidly.
Edward rolls his eyes at her stupidity.
"Up the mountain.I want to show you how I really am and no one is allowed to see it."
Then before she has a chance to say no he throws her on his back and runs up the steep mountain.5.2 seconds later they are there.Edward carelessly tosses Bella to the side and walks over to a small inclination steppin up and slowly unbuttoning his shirt.Bella gasps.
"I can't do it with you!"she says to him dejectidly.
Edward sighs and pouts.
"Well...why not?"
Bella pulls down her pants to show her chasity belt locked down with a zillion locks.Edward,being the cocky vampire he is,tried to use his strenght to get it off but to no avail.
He sighed sadly as did Bella.He pushed himself away from her and stormed off to stae left.
"Damnit!"
Bella tried to pull up her jeans while running after him but tripped,fell and landed on her face.In the distance you could here Alice's tinkling laugh.